Who Left Those Cookies n’ Cream?

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I’m sure everyone have toilet woes.
It happens and must have happened at least once in our life or probably everyday too.
I’m sure we have the curiosity to open the closed lid of the public toilets.
After all there’s only so few cubicles and there’s so many people lining up.
So, why doesn’t one step into the cubicle and open that particular lid?
You know and I know what we’ll most likely encounter with.

Public toilets are patronized almost half a day and that is within non-stop mode.
When one comes out, the next goes in and so on and on.
There’s hardly for the cleaner lady to give it a routine check.
And when the flushes doesn’t work, the ignorance continues.
Peed over pee, wet tissues over lumpy ones, clogging the hole.
Worst is when there are solids and red liquid… uuurgghhhh

Don’t mind me but I accept those because they’re meant to be publicly used.

Hmm what about office toilets then? They’re no different because it shows how unaware of consciousness we humans are.

Below are a few examples of what I have encountered during toilet visits.. and most of them are in my office!

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BEHOLD THE F-Cup Cookie

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Anybody UP for the above? I’ve seen this product selling online in one of Malaysia’s popular forums. For this particular advert, it was advertised in a ladies magazine. Sasa retails this product for RM168 while online you can get it for about RM80 (which some say are fakes; hence the price difference).
Judith saw the advert as she was browsing with me through the mag and when she asked me what is it for, I was speechless. Haha. Couldn’t possibly say this cookie makes your boobies grow bigger. It would either ticked her off or make here even more interested in it.
INAPPROPRIATE and UNFITTING I’d think.
Has anyone tried it? Wonder does it really work. Not that I’m planning to try it but it looks…
IMPROBABLE, UNBELIEVABLE and UNLIKELY to work at least from my POV.
It says F-Cup Cookies promises to increase bust size in just 2 weeks of consumption… what if you only get F Cup on one side only.
VERY UNCOOL!
Whereas the outbox reads, ‘The New Concept of Helping Women To Become More Feminine‘. You’ll look more feminine on the outside but it wouldn’t make you feminine in the inside. You can’t change an apple from red to green. Plus, I don’t think anyone would want to be F-Cups.
Very UNDESIRABLE and INCONVENIENCE.
Besides, Japanese F-Cups are US DDs. So, in Malaysia, it would be…. urm no idea.
I guess you really have to eat a whole lot of F-Cup cookies to get the F-Cups. I mean having lots of non-F-Cup cookies does make your bum and tummy bigger. So far, there’s no one confirming that their boobs grew or enlarged after munching on the cookies.
I think I’ll rather stick to hot oils and massages. Just stick to your CUPS.. it’s safer and PROBABLY more feminine than F-Cups.